Del has a crooked, vengeful grin.ĭel – I tell you what though Jumbo. Jumbo – You could find cleaner places in an Abbo’s armpit.īoycie laughs with him. This country’s become a cesspit Del.ĭel – (Patriotic) A cesspit. In fact, I’m just here to finalise a deal with Boycie, take in a bit of sightseeing.I wish to God I hadn’t bothered. We used to have a fish stall right outside the pub ‘ere, didn’t we?ĭel – Cor, those were the days, eh. Me and him were partners back in the Sixties.ĭel – That’s right, that’s right. Look at all that! So tell me, what are you doing back home, eh?ĭel sits at the table to Boycie’s chagrin.īoycie – Derek, Jumbo and I are having a business meeting. No fog or frost in Oz mate.ĭel – It’s great, it suits you, it suits you. Jumbo – That’s ‘cos I live in a healthy country. They are genuinely pleased to see each other.ĭel – Alright mate, alright my son. Jumbo – Oh, look at this will yer! Talk about a bad penny. Right ‘ere, excuse me pal – I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! (Moves towards table) Jumbo bloody Mills! Who let you back in the country? Spit in the rum.ĭel – Rodney, I left him down clearing up the market.Īlbert – ‘Ere, some mush just had a go at me.ĭel – Had a go at you? Who had a go at you, where?Īlbert – (Indicating Jumbo) Him! Took the mickey out of my piano playing.ĭel – Well, you ought to be used to that now Albert. Give me, giss a Manhattan Mike, small rum for him. Listen, have you seen the state of my Persian rug back at the flat? You run the old J Edgar over it as soon as you get back. Mike – Buying some cars off Boycie or something.ĭel – (To Albert) Oi, there you are, you mucky old sod. Mike – Oh him, he’s no Australian, he used to be a local lad then he emigrated.Īlbert – That was a bit of luck weren’t it? So what’s he doing back? (To Albert) Did you know this pub hasn’t got a music licence? Still, as long as it’s him playing there’s no problem, hey?Īlbert – Who’s the big-mouth Aussie, Mike? Mike – Barman! Now just you listen here pal!īoycie – Michael, Jumbo did not mean any offence. Jumbo – Well, I wouldn’t laugh if a barman made a berk of me. Sauté potatoes, a selection of greens and the whole thing put on my account will you Michael.īoycie – Ha, ha, what account! See what I mean Jumbo, the old place hasn’t lost its sense of humour! He also wears a wig.īoycie – Ah yes, we’ll have two sirloin steaks, thank you Michael.īoycie – Yes that’s right, as Jumbo says, make ’em big ‘uns. He wears clothes that show off his tan and as much gold as Del. He is rather flash and blunt to the point of being considered big-mouthed. His great failing is in the field of public relations – he gets up every sod’s nose. His main ability is a shrewd eye for investment. He emigrated to Australia in 1967 where he became a successful businessman. Jumbo is one of the old gang and was once Del’s partner.
Boycie is at the counter, fawning over and desperately trying to impress Jumbo Mills.
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Will Del take the chance of a lifetime down under, or are family ties too strong? Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Full ScriptĪlbert is playing the piano.
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This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 6 – Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.ĭel is offered a real big earner when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia.
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